Because I know you want to know

Odd bodily problems I have right now:

• Swollen lip where I bit the crap out of it. Then, you worry it with your tongue and it never heals. Don't you hate that?
  
• Pain in my left boob. I should perhaps worry about this one.
• My left eye has been twitching all day. I wonder if it's connected to the boob thing.
• Giant red zit on my nose. GIANT. I should get Joe to take a picture of it. (Edited to add: Attempts to take a photo of the zit ended in my rolling on the kitchen floor in hysterical laughter. )
• Scabs from blisters on my feet from the heels at the wedding. I'd take pictures of them, but that's just going too far.
• Several torn up cuticles. I bite my nails when drunk.
• Strange zit like bump-thing on the back of my back neck that never actually changes. I should have that looked at.