I'm SMRT

Today while demonstrating how to properly prep an onion, I used a little too much force and went straight through the onion into my hand with a brand new knife.
Onion juice in a cut is not what I'd call pleasant.

We have to take Jack back to the doctor's office tomorrow, since the antibiotics aren't stopping the progression of whatever Uber infection he has. I have a very unhappy baby.

And I am still on my period.

(Edited to Add: I sent my first report to the FBI tonight. It was a mild example, and from out of the country so I am not sure what, if anything , can be done about it. I'll keep you posted.)