Sigh

I got a little tipsy last night, and left a trail of crass comments all over the internet. Not that I was rude, but I certainly wasn't inhibited. My sense of humor is off at best, and add in the alcohol and I was... my own special brand of funny.
If you came here to yell at me for mentioning masturbation, ghonnorrhea, porn, or something else I haven't discovered yet, well go ahead. I earned it. (But I really was funny...)

Update: Run on over to Sarcastic Journalist because she totally gets that ghonnorhea is funny.