Man I am in trouble

Today sucked.
A lot.
So we picked up beer for tonight.
And I let my brother have a couple, which is legally ok, and theoretically ok with my mom.
Then she came downstairs while he was imbibing. He told her he'd only had the one, but now I have to convince my very Baptist mother that it's not a bad thing.

Also? I told him I was bi. That was hi-larious.