Feel Free To Go All Wes Craven On My Ass

So, I want true life horror stories about the IUD.
Some background: I can't take any form of the pill, patch or ring. Depo now comes with a black-box osteoporosis warning, and as I SO don't want to be one of those with two under two (No offense to SJ I just can't do it. Having Caleb visit about kills me as it is and he's four)

So I am thinking IUD but you don't get the truly scary stuff from the clinics or planned parenthood. So shock me, frighten me, and make me gag.

After all, I shared the sputum with you!