Urp

So, the day after I drink I get horrendous acid stomach. Today wasn't so much of a problem until the last hour, wherein for some reason I have commenced belching like Barney from The Simpsons. Whose last name neither I nor Joe can remember. Do any of you know? I mean, yeah, I could Google it but I am feeling particularly lazy.

This is some high quality burping, I tell you.
But I would like it to stop now.